THE STORED MUSES (EXTRA)

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THE DIGITAL, THE ABOMINABLE, && THE PARADOXICAL

SO — A DIGITAL SHIFTER, A VAEWOLF, AND A NEPHALEM WALK INTO A BAR.🪬
(OC)
There is no joke afterwards; the bartender and the guilty party was then apprehended by the law after uncovering their search history && taking a quick look in the basement. All because 1/3rd of this trio made a single Blue Archive joke.Despite such, these three remain as one of the A.A.C most influential fixers in terms of policies && pataphysical affairs. They are probably multiple versions of them && the only one who can recall them will send it to you via encrypted text.——————

KRUTEE

FORMERLY THE FOURTH DIRECTOR, NOW THE KEEPER OF THE MASSIVE A.A.C LIBRARY.(OC)
The one who decides to let information be public domain or be delivered to a private party. Krutee is essentially someone who runs the information sector of the Aether Archives like the fucking Navy. She’s in control of gaining information about multiple universes via sending her four consciousnesses through the collective unconscious to gain insight. She is only limited to one solar system per universe since her priorities are skewered.Originally the main director of the A.A.C solely to clean up after the events of #THEARCHIVECULLING, she then stepped due to “nobody wants to tend to the fucking Library of Alexandra apparently” && being the only active fighter weaponizing tangible information was taxing on her body. Thus, her recycled soul had a permanent, yet advanced pseudo-biomechanical body fashioned after a bird.You’ll find her in the DEPARTMENT OF INFORMATION && COGNITION.—————

ANANI

THE CHESHIRE JACKALOPE.(OC)
Merchant, bartender, janitor, creator, substitute agent — Anani is many things. Anani Maltellini was born as the fourth child of 12 brothers, being currently the only fifth survivor of his siblings since everyone participated in military work. Worked up his ranks until he could retire early UNTIL Roasted needed back up to work on a plethora of inventions. As a consequence for his assistance, the Overwriters influenced Roasted in his sealing and Anani losing his eye in a vicious explosion.However, it only awakened his Tuscos, allowing him to clone himself independently && indefinitely at the cost of his eye. The Legion of the Shattered Self technique splits their existence into multiple weaker copies, exploiting the "inverse power rule" — the more clones there are, the weaker each one is, but the greater the collective chaos.The difference is non-noticeable, but he’s never at his peak unless it is a dire situation. But more than likely, this is done to take up after roles of absent agents && overall being a literal sex pest. It is highly advised that he shouldn’t be within any meters of an emotion-based anomaly.He is seen in many — if not all — available departments.—————

MATTHEW ANDREA KELLY

GOD’S MOST PATIENT OFFICE WORKER.(OC)
He JUST got hired && he’s already doing work outside his payroll.—————